Petunias

He is PERFECT.
His name is Dudly.

If you do not see your name on the plate--the cookies are not for you.

My Fish is MISSING.



Where is my fish?


He does not have FEET. He can't have gotten anywhere alone--so what did you do with him?

[No Wards! Public]

Now that I am finished retching due to the smell of burning hair--



We seem to have lost the spider.


However, I believe I hear screams. Would someone please explain to me why a woman is screaming about a flying brassiere in a pyramid?


Please do not tell me this is simply a department store. I do not think I could take it.

There is the strangest pet... stand in this market. There an owl that reminds me of Mr. Diggle's--at least in the way it moves.



I feel rather poorly for it as I suspect it may be blind.



They also have these curious fish in bottles! But I'm not certain if they are supposed to be food or pets. What do you think, Vernon?

[Order]

We are out of honey and cinnamon. This is a problem as I wish to make proper honey biscuits for after supper. As we are still stranded in this godforsaken place I would appreciate some assistance so I may cook and we will not have to bake ourselves for sustenance.

[Petunia shows off a new trick by Warding to the Order + Mr. Zabini and Jane]

I have pretended to have medical complications due to pregnancy. My husband and I are in transit to [Hospital]. I would greatly appreciate assistance getting out of this situation before it is deduced that I am not about to have a child.

My husband and I have been detained as suspected Terrorists. Thank you, Lily. this was clearly my dream as a child. To end up halfway around the world and then be detained in a foreign country because of suspected terrorist ties. While six months pregnant.




My feet have swollen to the size of potted plants. If someone tries to touch my handbag one more time I am liable to take out my gun and shoot them. I would appreciate some assistance.

Vernon, I believe I am ready to go.

I would greatly appreciate all of your assistance in



Getting Out Of My Way.


[Warded to the Order]

Do not attempt to chastise me. I do not know what faces you are wearing and am not liable if you are caught in the crossfire.

[Tea Spilled to disable Auto!Ward. This part is unwarded and PUBLIC]



I have taken Candy's convertible and my handgun and will be picking up my husband. I will return at the earliest convenience.

[Auto!Warded to Order]

Just want everyone always need to see. Yet another journal entry done by yet another tosspot. When it became too dangerous to stay at home I was given the impression that the individuals therein-of, no matter my personal feelings on the matter, were going to be respectable. Instead, I keep baring witness to gratuitousness drinking, endangerment of young members, exorbitant amounts of violence. I am beginning to think home would be just as safe. If that is the case please do let me know. I will find new accommodation and perhaps finally see my husband!

Mrs. Bones, I wish to thank you again for the traveling assistance. While I cannot say I would look forward to another trip through the same methods I am very grateful for it. Do you have a favorite baked good?

Mr. Diggle, similarly, do you have a meal you would like me to prepare? I believe your insistence on purchasing some summer-wear was well timed.

Lily, some of these markets are questionable. I am not certain if I trust the wares. You should be careful, Lily, as I forgot to bring my Triple Antibiotic Ointment.


[Tea Spilled to disable Auto!Ward. This part is unwarded and PUBLIC]



I have found myself in Cairo. If anyone knows of a shooting range which will allow women entry I would greatly appreciate finding out its location. I would prefer one which has moving targets, but I am willing to pursue any venue which is out of the sun.

I believe I will keep a copy of this newspaper. Or maybe only this page.

[Auto!Warded to Order]

I need to get clothing. Since I do not know exactly where I am: I am in need of some assistance finding stores. Yes, I realize how ridiculous it is asking the inhabitants of this house where to find muggle clothing.

[Tea Spilled to Kill the Auto Ward]

Would someone please find this woman and provide medical assistance? I am under the impression that she has been wounded in a "jump seat" and is in dire need of help. She mentioned something in her neck. That is not a simple injury!

[Belatedly Auto!Warded to Order--Half an hour or so of Unwarded Time]

I can't wait to see my garden. I already know it's going to be an utter wreck because the rock rose was looking wilted when I left and I hadn't taken the time to trim it back and then the Lupine are probably just waiting for a trim too--but the lilies should be flowering on time even with the wreckage that leaving put the garden through. I was certain that before I let I saw a few new clumps of them that hadn't been planted the year before and that would be a lovely surprise to come home to.



I just know the neighbors are going to be talking, and my gardens a wreck, and there is all sorts of nasty buisness going about but--to be home. And Vernon! Vernon!

Also, I found one of mother's old recipes in my handbag--trapped in an inner pocket. I haven't the faintest idea how it got there but I figured writing it out would be the best course of action. I truly to do not wish to lose it again.

I do not clearly understand what is going on, however, there are Fish and Chips and Toad in The Hole in the kitchen. I have enough ingredients to make more if requested.
( Cut for Food Porn )

I am feeling so much better now.



And I am getting much better at this!

Mars, we really need to find a better code word. I don't know how you expect me to find a location to place "the blue fairy" and not sound like I've bloody lost my mind, Mars.


I am going for a walk. With my Fish. I will be back later. If you can't find me, you may telephone The Blue Fairy-- I likely will stop by for a cup of tea.